Fart Jail by Wesley a 6yo

This is my 6 year old sons concept. He is all boy and loves farts. They make him laugh. He uses the word Pootish when he has gas. "Mom, I am pootish today."

We were  talking about crime and over population in jails he decided how to fix this problem.  He has decided to make a fart jail. The prisoner has to be handcuffed so he can not take the mask off his face. He has the option of sitting or standing. (Yes we have to be humane here just a little bit) They put on a gas mask with a hose attached to it. In the other room behind a wall so the prisoner can not see the offender. A person who has eaten beans, curry, or any thing else that gives you really bad gas sits in a chair with a funnel in it. A fan pushes the fart thru the pipe and into the mask.

Depending on your crime and your reactions tells how long you will be locked up in this room. If you are on death row you are there 24/7.

This is his idea to stop crime. He said some people can have really bad gas and it can kill a person. This means you will be gassed to death if you kill someone.

I love the fact my 6 year old son uses his imagination and comes up with great ways to solve problems. I see him as the next president of the United States.

I dont need any ones permission!!

I was recently asked if I had my husbands permission to go some where with another man and his wife. I was shocked. Ex specially that it was asked by the man that was taking me to pick up my car. His wife doesn't let him out of her site. They go every where together. He cant even go fishing on the creek with out her. But If that works for them that is fine with me. Hubby and I have  trust. And the fact I think I would strangle him if I had to be around him 24/7.  Plus I cant weld so I could not work where he does. And he doesn't like taking care of the house or kids so he wouldn't stay here with me 24/7. That would be what we fought over.

#1. My husband trusts me.
#2 I am an adult that can make her own decisions.
#3 last time I checked I was free to do what I want as long as it was legal.
#4 I am not just gong to jump some man or woman because I have an opportunity to.

I am glad hubby and I have a trusting relationship. I am also glad that I don't have to have permission to go any where or do what I want.  I am also glad that I am a grown up that lives in the United States of America and have certain freedoms.